i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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