I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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