This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
If that was your dad, he is hot
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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