i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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