mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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