I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You did what with his pubic hair?
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