You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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