Midget sex pt 2 tonight
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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