I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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