just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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