her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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