The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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