Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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