a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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