Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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