she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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