Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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