There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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