'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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