Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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