you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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