i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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