yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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