i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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