I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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