pedialite and red bull = repair kit
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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