he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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