why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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