We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I have aggressive nipples.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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