IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I need to sanitize my soul.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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