cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Randomize
