i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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