We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
too bad you live with your parents still
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
They took my balls.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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