let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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