I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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