Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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