Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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