He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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