just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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