apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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