Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Randomize
