I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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