I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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