with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
you didnt know i had herpes?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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