i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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