he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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