I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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