he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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