69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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