Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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