I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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