Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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