is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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